come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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