Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
either way he was missing a nipple.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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