I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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