"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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