worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
