Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
if i died would you start the facebook group?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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