I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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