Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
