I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He felt like a one man threesome
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.