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youre so sexy i want your bod

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dude, did you turn gay?

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heather?

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this is jacob

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(949): youre so sexy i want your bod (410): dude, did you turn gay? (949): heather? (410): this is jacob http://tfl.nu/gn2b

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(225): View more from Louisiana

you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?

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im sorry, i don't get text messages.

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(225): you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!? (504): im sorry, i don't get text messages. http://tfl.nu/s0zg

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I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?

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(281): I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow? http://tfl.nu/ft8k

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i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty

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(402): i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty http://tfl.nu/i6m7

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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death

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(206): I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death http://tfl.nu/irfc

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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.

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(508): i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude. http://tfl.nu/zgqp

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side

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(918): Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side http://tfl.nu/owir

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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes

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(859): i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes http://tfl.nu/xf12

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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.

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(484): The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit. http://tfl.nu/31my

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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates

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(484): scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates http://tfl.nu/oxez

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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.

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(412): I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate. http://tfl.nu/bucy

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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.

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(614): Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween. http://tfl.nu/cwdu

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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.

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(734): He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge. http://tfl.nu/yr6w

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(681): View more from West Virginia

Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.

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(681): Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most. http://tfl.nu/7o83

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(720): View more from Colorado

i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?

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(720): i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today? http://tfl.nu/v6y2

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