I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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