I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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