fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
its not stalking. its research.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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