i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Found your dick twin last night
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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