8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We left the knife in your bed.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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