You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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