windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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