I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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