His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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