I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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