found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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