you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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