I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My pussy is not your playground.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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