from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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