that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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