she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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