Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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