So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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