girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize