Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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