Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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