they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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