Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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