and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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