You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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