She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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