There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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