HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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