just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Pappa wants mamma naked
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize