drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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