1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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