Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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