You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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