Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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