hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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