Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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