I hope mine doesn't look like that
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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