i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
There r osticjed everywhere
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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