She is in my trunk
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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