Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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