It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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