They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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