on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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