I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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