About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
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turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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