that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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