Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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